labmonkie (lab' muhng-kee) n.,  1. A series of experiments distinguishing living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter such as reality show contestants.  2. Your personal guide to Nothing in Particular. Enjoy.


This site is a cruelty-free site.
Trust me. Nothing gets hurt here except my pride.
You're welcome.



Do you have a serious addiction to lip balms, toothpastes, As Seen on TV products, nail polish, boots, bath bombs, backyard birds, feeding feral cats (but not with the backyard birds)? Perfect. Let's waste time together.


Me: "So I'm not sure what to do with the pond in the backyard. It's, well, it's awful. It looks like a ... child's shallow grave." My mom: "Ooo, I LOVE rectangles!" I have a lot of work to do. Will I do it?


"Bourbon: It's not just for breakfast anymore." Time to bookmark a ton of recipes, look forward to making them all weekend long then realize you're too lazy to make that trek the grocery store on a Saturday.